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“Bottle of Wine”
(I normally don’t do things like this at all!)
But this was to good not to share..
A woman, and a man, are involved in a car accident ,
Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.
The woman says, ‘So, you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There’s nothing left, but we’re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.’
Flattered, the man replies, ‘Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you’re still at fault…women shouldn’t be allowed to drive.’
The woman continues, ‘And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.’ She hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, ‘Aren’t you having any?’
The woman replies, ‘No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…’
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever!!
xo this isn’t a wine bottle but it s a bottle
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#GetNaked is the theme this month …
I’m not big on blogging because I stay Busy … if not on the phone…
I’m normally outside enjoying the sunshine! or up to something “snicker”
I have decided to make my blog more of a “photo blog“!
Then a “writing blog” lol I think you will appreciate that!
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edit: Yes, I did have a photo of me sucking on a nice cock but I took it down..
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